Olivia Palermo Gets Saucy with TOPSHOP's Hottest Holiday Frocks

Last night, Olivia Palermo stopped into the Chi to fill us in on her TOPSHOP fav's this season.  

Each piece is currently featured in the Michigan Ave. store (duh, where else?) meanwhile making all Chicago fashionistas drool... especially over her beloved fringe fad. 

Olivia put together some seriously fly winter wear and featured the looks in a mini-fashion show open to all Chicago beauties.

More complimentary goodies (a.k.a. jess.undressed's fav type of gifts ever):

mani's by Astrowifey, hair flair by Kelly Cardenas Salon, yummy 'tizer bites and Grey Goose-Cider drinks! 

Dani and Eric worked on my 'do that night. 

FYI: Your curls set my world on fire (without the 3rd degree burns.) Thanks again.

As for Ms. Astrowifey, I will be seeing your artistic and talented rear-end (and hands...) seriously soon. Check out her skills!

Oh, how the holidays rock.  Seems like everyone loves to give more than receive!

Hopping on the bandwagon, I'd like to give all of my readers a week trip to Maui each! 

But being that I am still a (super fly) recession-ista I will give you this instead: 

HAPPY HO HO HO HOLIDAYS and a MERRY CHRISMUKKAHWANZAA to all! 

PS: Be sure to check out Olivia's new website: www.oliviapalermo.com


XOJP 

Whitney, Whitney Oooh Ahhh

It can be difficult being tall, gorgeous and successful.
Personal experience, obviously.

Another chic chick who knows a lot about this is Whitney Port, star of MTV's The Hills and The City...but you knew that...

Actually, she is so familiar, she is heading straight to the Chi to fill us in on such devastation. 

November 12th calls for Design Your Life, an event designed to encourage fabulously fashionable, independent women (boys, you're invited too).

This fashion and lifestyle interactive seminar is inspired by Whitney’s book 
True Whit: Designing a Life of Style, Beauty and Fun. 
Smart too, eh? Perfect!

Basically, if you want to be simply marvelous like Whitney, you should come. I'll be there...what? Any grand gal knows, we can always use a few new tips.

The especially cool thing is that Miss Whit will be directing us on what we need to add to our wardrobes, divulging the must-haves from her fashion design brand Whitney Eve, and highlighting the go-to Chicago shops of which to fill our winter wardrobes with.

Come learn a valuable lesson from a true beaut...the array of autumn-inspired drinks, hors d'oeurves, goodies and red carpet photo shoot doesn't hurt either. 

Get it girl.

whitneyport-dime.eventbrite.com

Thanks for the photo, Dime Productions!

Ready to Revert?

I am currently bombarded with things to do:
people to call,
literature to read,
mirrors to clean,
etc.
Oh yes. 
Don't forget the loads of laundry that need washing.


It can all wait my friends! I have found the key to Procrastination Station!


A break from real life, this is a free time-waster and a darn good time.
Check it out.
I saw this commercial that really lit my dorky world on fire. (click the link if you want in too) 
Crayola Story Studio: The place to revert to childhood...and a great place for kids to learn and play too, I guess.


You can make yourself into a cartoon.  Naturally, I went the Indian-chief-rock-star in a knight suit direction. Please note the mega-fly crowd surfing.

I can finally breathe easy knowing that - no - my personal life is not fully in order but - yes - I just made a totally cool picture and therefore do not care. At least I'm crowd surfing somewhere...


If you can't beat 'em (the lazy thoughts in your head insisting you HALT your productivity)
Join 'em! At Crayola!


XOJP

Dance Dance, No More Sweat Pants

My friends Ben and Jerry have been very good to me.  They are readily available and so totally sweet EVERY time.  I want them all the time and my boyfriend isn't even jealous.

Yeah, the guys can be a little over-the-top (calorically), but they have even worked on that...for those times when I'm feeling rather half baked about my physique.

Well Ben.  Jerry.  I'm getting kinda over you and my new friends, The Pussycat Dolls, are one upping you.

The Pussycat Dolls Workout DVD is helping me: 

shake some stress

have some fun

revisit my high school-poms-dancing days 

get off the couch and into a summer-ready figure

These days spring is the new summer...and winter is the new spring.
SO.  Technically, if you want to shape up for summer, you better get your a$$ movin' NOW.  Time is a-tickin' and your thighs are a-jigglin'.  

If I may suggest, go grab your wallet (though it doesn't have to be very full...you can find the DVD for under $10 at Walmart and even cheaper on Amazon) and treat yourself to this fun, sexy workout DVD.


After Nicole Scherzinger's glittery bra entrances and inspires you, you'll thank me.
And my rock hard dancer legs.

This one goes out to you, Mr. Washington.

The 900 Shops Mall...
a land where every stylish son-of-a-gun can shop till they drop. And go absolutely broke.


This President's Weekend (Feb 19-21), The 900 Shops Mall will be hosting its THIRD annual 9.75% discount from all purchases ...

President's Weekend shopping @ 900 Shops Mall = no Cook County Tax

((f r e e   a t   l a s t !))

Come prepared by downloading/printing off your pass OR grab one from the mall's 1st or 6th level concierge...no schmoozing neccesary.


PLUS! Take advantage of the Alexander Hamilton Rate. . . $10 FOR ALL DAY PARKING


Visit your participating pals J. (Crew), Max (Mara) and Karen (Millen).  And don't forget to give a shout out to Michael (Kors) for me.


XOJP

DON'T be late for Valentine's Day.

It's about time you get your V-day gifts (well actually it was about a month ago...but you procrastinators can't hide from me).

Stuck in a rut on what to get your lady/studly lover?

Naturally, I'm watchin' your back homie.

Check ...

http://www.nixonnow.com/home/

for superfly time-tellers. 

Nixon offers an array of watches for men and women (many under $200)...along with tons of other delicious accesories.

Hint: trendy ladies will love (or love to suggest?) this month's People-Magazine-featured "Kensington", a tart blue colored timepiece perfect for miss thang's new spring wardrobe, priced at $160.00 http://www.nixonnow.com/press/?pressid=3143

Choose a style, grab express delivery and put your sassy pants on, Cupid. It's time to give (and receive). 

;D

...Just remember to be on time for your dinner date.


XOJP

Sweet, Delicious Rock 'N Roll

Check out this restaurant for a spin on the Valentine's Day romantic dinner...
BUT make those RESERVATIONS now!
Because this is gonna be a good time.
Take a peek at the bistro's website and get excited. You will, its literally the coolest website I've ever seen.


...I'm dancing to the tunes of it right now...oooh yeaaaa...oooh YEA! WOO!!! click itttttt!!!!!!!


http://www.grahamelliot.com/


Anyways, now that you've boogie-ed enough calories to cover your 1st of the 6 course meal, I'll fill you in on the rest of the fun.


Featuring fluke tartare, rose water and cactus pear (Evvvvvery Rooose Has It's Thorn)
and cotton candy, ginger brulee and caramel (Pour Some Sugar On Me) ...
you'll be shake, rattle, and rollin' to the beat of your boppin' tastebuds.


Show your better half heaven isn't too far away with this impressive dinner date...and I can guarantee you get some SATISFACTION.


XOJP

You cheap son of a bitch

Wanna be fabulous but not broke?
Well duh.

Get your swag on, on the dime...On the weekend of


*February 12th and 13th Luxury Garage Sale will be hosting a shopping bonanza at


*Galleria Unico (1936 West Division St., 2nd floor) where you can find deals on designer goods that will


*Stop you in your tracks.


No doubt you'll find me there.
Hang on to your piggy banks girls, we're goin' garage sale-in' . . . http://www.luxurygaragesale.com/index.html

quickie!

Ladies. and. gentlemen. 
..Quick suggestion..

Check out Urban Outfitters Spring 2011 line. Seriously.
In stores now and entirely out-of-control...it is a hippy-chic lover's dream.  I just got back from checking out the location on Rush St. It's a good thing I left when I did.  I think I almost had an asthma attack.
You don't have to go to Rush St. though...visit the website...just keep your inhaler on hand...
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com ; )

Hey sweetie...

Hi fellow sweet tooth!
Today's update covers 2 sprinkle-covered, cream-filled, frosting-topped Chicago events.
And trust me. You're gunna love 'em.


FIRST!
Public House opened yesterday! This restaurant/bar located in River North has quite a *buzz* about it, especially since Mindy Segal, the dessert menu-chef, is mixing beer into the post-dinner num-nums including...


(...recognize Mindy? You should! This is the same Mindy from Chicago's Mindy's HotChocolate on Damen Ave!)


...Beer Floats
...Pizzeles
...Brioche Bread Pudding


The sweet/boozy spin on these dishes are to die for and SO worth a try...
Speaking of giving it a try - now you can FOR FREE!


On JAN 18TH Public House will be hosting a free tasting from 6 to 8 pm for those who RSVP to events@zapwater.com.
Public House
400 North State St, at Kinzie St  
312-265-1240


The fun doesn't stop there!


Keep an eye out for Sweet Miss Giving's Food Truck!
Sweet Miss Giving's is a Chicago bakery that is sweet for more reasons than the sugar in its goodies.
Over 50% of profits go to Chicago House, helping poverty-stricken families and individuals, affected by HIV/AIDS.


'Tis better to give than to receive, but Sweet Miss Giving's bakery makes it easy to do both.

((Ps: I will be attending salonblonde's JAN 22nd "phree"-phyto-hair-care event. Couldn't make it today, but I can't WAIT for the "phun" next Saturday!)) 


XOJP

Is this coupon too Rib-a-licious for ya babe?

TAKE A BREATH. THIS IS A DOUBLE WHAMMY.


Groupon - is magical all its own. The website offers are a tight-wallet's best friend (unless you become an addict like my mother). When I got today's update, I immediately hopped over here to spread the good (and sooo delectable) word!


You HAVE to become a member if you aren't already. Here's a perfect example why...


One of my personal favorite restaurants in Chicago is CARSON'S RIBS AND STEAKS.
Granted, I eat neither ribs or steaks but that just goes to show how awesome it is!  This out-of-control menu  has been pleasing Chicagoans since 1977 and is still goin' strong.  Named one of Chicago's top 30 restaurants for multiple years, you MUST check it out.  Until then, you haven't lived!
Why? becauuuuseee...they have healthy options too.


Some examples:
Fresh Salmon
Mediterranean Shrimp
BBQ Shrimp
and lots of yummy salads


WARNING: As always, make sure you watch your portion sizes.  Carson's serves up mooore than plenty so ask for a doggie bag before you are served, and portion that hot-steamy-goodness out IMMEDIATELY!!!


The coupon featured is : Spend $15, get $30 worth of Carson's goodies!


From the side dish of coleslaw to the full rack of ribs and sesame seared tuna....you literally CAN'T go wrong at Carson's.
Now, I'll excuse you. Get to Groupon NOW!


XOJP

Who's feeling dirty?

Hello my dirty little rascals.
Ready for a detox? I hear ya.


I am feeling so much better these days, now that the holidays are over and I am not in constant temptation mode by Christmas tree cookies, champagne toasts and endless hors d'oeuvre platters!
BUT my the size of my (( BUTT )) isn't exactly agreeing.
With trips to the gym and healthier eating becoming more and more frequent with every day that passes, I am feeling more motivated to kick my healthy choices up a notch.


SO.


When I found this little gem, I found it peeeeehhh-rfect to share with anyone in the same jiggly boat... especially since its cheapy. cheap. cheap!


Delivered for just $15, Christy Lyons's DETOX KIT will help clean you out and rev you up for some new-year toning and good-mooding!


The kit is customizable for a 2 or 4 week program, including how to's on:


-getting rid of the nasty foods in your current diet
-smart, healthy, wallet-friendly grocery shopping
-becoming and staying motivated (salads can get so devastatingly boring...)
-body restoration through yoga
-ABS-olutely killer cardio moves
-mouth-watering but tight-tush-promoting recipes!


Visit http://www.lyonswellness.com for more information


........I double dog dare you to try it. Thanks Christy Lyons!!!


XOJP

forty 4 sixty

AAAhhh---lright listen up.  The new year is officially off to a booming start...and I hope that's a good thing for you.
Either way, we all deserve a little love and tenderness for the sweat. blood and wrapping paper we've been buried under within the past few weeks.
SO. I think it's time I tell you one of my best kept secrets as an Orland Park Native.


Orland Square Mall houses one of the greatest places for a kick-a$$ massage at a LITERALLY out of control price, at least as a first timer, but still  .  .  .

$40 FOR 60 MIN massage ! ! !

This offer is announced to you as you walk in at...

HOME SPA

(just outside the entrance FROM the mall INTO JCPenny's) 

630.730.3673 

(ask for Home Spa and the woman will set you up with an appointment)

....be ready. It gets a little sketchy becaaauseee...

The employees barely speak English. This causes a couple obstacles in the process but I don't find that to be any problem.  It's like the work you have to do to make up for all that cash you are saving.  One might refer to the situation as : booshg-hetto.
 Point blank- you save mega buck$ on this killer massage and language barrier or not (not to mention broke or not), you are likely to come back.


I've worked at multiple spas and stripped down for more massage therapists -in this country and others!!!- than I can possibly remember. And somehow this teeny little spot in the local mall which housed my underage obsession for glamour now TOO, houses my relaxation sanctuary.
Allelujah.


(Massages are currently running for $1/min PLUS any service you choose comes with an additional 5 minutes for FREE. Dreams do come true.)

priceless hair care (literally!)

Listen up!

Awesome news! I have just been updated that salonblonde in Bucktown (info below) will be offering free phyto hair treatments on JAN 14, 2011 at 1 until 7 pm....

Busy that day?

Don't worry recessionista... it is being offered again JAN 22!

Freebies make the heart feel whole...wallet too ;)

***salonblonde

      1643 West North Ave

      Bucktown, Chicago

I'll see ya there!

java update!

Calling all coffee cravers!

Are you a Starbucks addict like me?? (can't live without my tall soy latte, EXTRA foam please!)

WELL, if so be prepared for the new look you're about to start sporting...

things have gotten really fishy at Starbucks...the logo is being changed!

The logo will now feature the siren or mermaid as many refer to it- only!

No need for the phrase "STARBUCKS COFFEE" any longer...we have all become so addicted that the emblem can now stand alone, just like Nike's swoosh and Apple's ...well...apple.

Not only is the socially recognized logo able to stand alone (in the classic green shade) thanks to all of OUR continued patronage BUT...Starbucks also decided that they offer so much now, it is no longer fitting to limit the logo "Starbucks Coffee". So they ditched it altogether.

I hope this means more goodies from the company! 

Note: delectable treat UNDER 150 cals?

Order: SKINNY French Vanilla Grande Frappacino, light base, and nonfat milk . . . heaven.

POST WON

Well hello fabulous followers. It is ever so enchanting to meet you.
I do hope I make a good impression...considering the classy, potty-mouthed, over-sensitive fashionista I am (the truth, whether I like it or not)...

It's the start of a new year and (finally ABOUT) time to shed a little light on the who, what, and WEARS  of the F's that rock my Chicago-homed inspiration for looking, feeling and being...absolutely fabulous.

Fashion
Fortune
Fame
Food
Fitness
FUN!

...I inspire to have it all and more importantly share my great finds with you!


It has been a long time goal to help others find ways to enhance the overall beauty in all aspects of their world...so I consider this first post... a post WON. The ball is officially rolling and now you --- are that much closer to being the belle of it!
Glad to meet you....Now lets have some fun.